Cancer

A person who ho is bald coz of a disease such as Jazmine, Tianna, Teddy or Hanif

Person 1: Did u get a haircut

Person 2: No Tianna touched me and now I have cancer
Person 1: Damn is cancer contagious

Person 2: Only when someone called Jazmine, Tianna, Teddy or Hanif has it
Person 1: But your called Teddy
Person 2: Want it Jazmine

by Ummmmmmmmm me October 12, 2021

Cancer

Something that is so terrible that its very existence is offensive.

Jake Paul is kinda cancer.

by ChadwickBrosman October 18, 2021

Ball cancer

Testicular cancer.. that’s all.

Bob: hey bro guess what
David: what?
Bob: I have ball cancer
David: damn bro that sucks

by I made this for a joke lmao October 28, 2021

Brian Cancer

A type of cancer that one develops after coming into contact with or consuming any sort of media at all related to felon and American musician Marilyn Manson. It usually makes the victim retarded.

"Yo dude what happened to your hair?"

Billy Corgan: "I developed Brian cancer after performing with Marilyn Manson in 1997 and all my brain cells fell out along with my hair."

by TheCorgsterWilliam October 29, 2021

Cancer

Jake Paul.

Person 1: Bro you heard of Jake Paul?
Person 2: Yeah bro I've heard of him, he's so fucking cancer.

by yournansgrandadsdogsownerschef September 9, 2021

curing some cancer

(verb) euphemism for having the sexual relations of the most taboo variety with only a partially consenting adult

me: have you seen mike and jessica?
ann: i haven't; they're probably off somewhere curing some cancer
me: ew. that's disgusting

by elderlythud September 10, 2021

Cancer

Imagine

Guy 1: I Have Cancer

Everyone: DID I ASK!

by Chris is your Dad September 16, 2021