put on a crosstown bus 

to deliberately confuse someone.

eyes on'em! they will try to put on a crosstown bus, homey!

put on a crosstown bus by William Warney July 4, 2009

boy on the bus

the whole reason girls get on busses. i mean, there are MUCH better ways of getting around...

Friend1: omg, why do you even get the bus? it's all smelly and there are really pervy old men on it!
Girl: i know, but there is a boy on the bus. he's really hot.

boy on the bus by james-in-a-box May 2, 2009

drive the pig skin bus to tuna town

Penetrative hetrosexual sex.

Man, Tonights going to be be great. I am going to drive the pig skin bus to Tuna Town with Angela.

drive the pig skin bus to tuna town by Hip no tiz er April 26, 2006

Cabbage Bus 

A form of local authority funded transportation that whisks the mentally challenged off to a magical world of group rehabilition, medicine and whacking off in public.

Mummy, the retards are whacking off on that Cabbage Bus.

Cabbage Bus by Gavyn September 7, 2004

wheels on the bus 

The sexual maneuver in which the handle of a pot-lid is inserted into the anus of one partner while the other partner "drives" the pot-lid as if he/she were the steering wheel of a bus.

I've been waiting for wheels on the bus all day!

wheels on the bus by MikeyCons November 8, 2010

on the bus 

On a multiple day psychedelic bender. Usually happens at music festivals and hippie gatherings.

A: Hey man, you didn't get on the bus yet, did you? We still need to get our tent up.

B: *giggles*

on the bus by NotBieber October 1, 2010

Banana Bus 

A girl with a huge ass that can take multiple penises.

Jenna is such a banana bus, we should go party with her tonight.

Banana Bus by francois m February 14, 2008