Whilst enjoying an evening of copious amounts of Indian fare with your female companion, you get into your car and feed your lady laxative(with consent you sickos) and proceed to have obscene amounts of unprotected anal sex. After proceeding to ejaculate no less then 6, but no more then 9 consecutive loads into your lady friends anal cavity, the lady companion proceeds to shit out digested curry, with your gallon of jizz all over your car, lap and personal belongings. At this point you take an old jar of mustard, and a whisk and whip it into a cream like substance, until it’s ready for oral consumption. Upon completion, you message all contacts in your phone that you love them, and send pictures of your dessert. Bon apetit!
by Gatorhouse69 April 19, 2024
Get the The Brian Cream of Currymug. by Xeries August 1, 2024
Get the Brianmug. The state that the Brian leaves your puckered anus in after a single session of tender butt sex. Gaping does not even begin to describe the aftereffects of Brian´s anal assault. The most significant of which can only be described as a cheek-clapping-colon-clearing-orgasm-inducing-fart so wet and so intense that the human body is forced to eject copious amounts of both cum and feces at their respective terminal velocities in order to prevent the sheer amount of overstimulation from disrupting the nervous system and inducing a seizure.
You wouldn´t believe what happened to me last night!
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Brian?
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Yeah... this is my third change of clothes, today. My ass got so Brian´d that sitting down is the least of my issues. Just standing up without my bloodied small intestine unloading is impossible!
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Brian?
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Yeah... this is my third change of clothes, today. My ass got so Brian´d that sitting down is the least of my issues. Just standing up without my bloodied small intestine unloading is impossible!
by bean_bomb May 9, 2022
Get the Brianmug. A garden gnome of a man.
by Luna Lea October 3, 2023
Get the Brian Moonmug. The most adventurous couple, and loves to cuddle❤️ They help each other grow, and support each others desires:) The best couple alive. They are so cute and clingy:) and help build each other up<3💗
by Bigbootynutgobbler May 9, 2022
Get the Leanna+Brian:)mug. Brian is a nice guy who can be friends with anyone who is not annoying in any major manor. This is a usually homosexual man. He can make amazing jokes with random people. He is a very calm human being.
by YA BOIII2468 June 14, 2018
Get the Brianmug. by totallynotwhoyouthinkitis_nots June 8, 2024
Get the Brianmug.