Brandon

Nerd, no one loves him

No one likes Brandon

by AlienKiller June 2, 2014

Dark Brandon

Nothing but a crappy meme made as a massive coping mechanism by Biden supporters to cope with the fact that they support a complete clown of a president. Most of these memes praises Biden for his recent "accomplishments' which are just a bunch of bills that will cause Bidenflation to get worse and impose harsher taxes on the middle class.

Biden supporter: Dark brandon is rising! Look at the Job growth! Look all these bills he passed! IRA will decrease inflation! Plus he killed a terrorist while recovering from COVID! Lets go dark brandon!!!

Logical person: You do realize IRA will force you to pay higher taxes to pay off inflation and the reason job growth is so high is because people have been taking up a second job to be able to afford basic necessities that are no longer affordable due to inflation. Plus Biden did not kill anyone, a US drone operator did and Al-Qaeda has no been a threat to us since OBL died.

Biden supporter: wrong! Lets go dark brandon! Lets go dark brandon!

by clinteastwood76 August 25, 2022

Brandon

A prick. A worthless asshole who does nothing but play video games. They start out super cool but don’t get fooled. They’re just good at manipulating you into thinking they’re good guys right before they turn into a complete douche.

Don’t associate with a Brandon unless you want your life ruined.

by Qwertyuiop1234567890$@ May 27, 2018

Brandon

The act of one male giving another male head or oral sex

I heard about that one guy given that other guy some Brandon in the bathroom!

by wordfucker November 12, 2009

Brandon

Perverted neighbor who Masturbates to penis mutilation porn.

My neighbor the sex offender is a brandon who likes genital mutilations.

by psycho daddi July 14, 2011

Brandon

A self-centered, hypocritical, sadistic man who blames all appalling and cruel behavior on some imagined disease. Posessing a false sense of security about his sexual prowess. Extremely arrogant but lacking considerably in talent and intelligence.

That man over there making his grandmother change his tire, such a Brandon!

by truthbetoldsoothsayer19 February 8, 2010

Brandon

A fucking hottie who loves a girl named lindsay

Brandon loves lindsay so much he would die for her.

by Does It Matter?!?!?!?!?!??!? September 17, 2008