boardear

When your ear is bored and you randomly decide to stick your ear up to someone's mouth and listen to them breathe

I became boardear so I went to my sleeping mother and put my ear on her mouth and listened to her breathe until she awoke.

by Jazmeneenna August 20, 2017

board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 28, 2017

boardroom suggestion

A meme where what we can assume the manager is asking everybody what they should do about a topic, the first 2 people say things that are normally hated by the community and the last person says something the community would like but he gets thrown out the window by the boss instead

Boss: Alright team if we want the wii u to be a succesful entertainment platform, we need to include key features
Man Worker: Tv compadibilty
Women Worker: Netflix
Final Worker: Dvd Playback
*Final Worker thrown out the boardroom suggestion*

by Cobja March 11, 2018

Boardman

Surname from the Old English name for a carpenter.

Boardman means carpenter.

by BOB PRODUCTIONS!! May 22, 2018

Board

A flat chested girl.

That girl is the flattest board I’ve ever seen

by Keechrmre June 4, 2018

Boardman

Boardman is often associated with people in society who like to take control and use their power despite their petitness and femininity. It is very common that a Boardman will run away to build his own base whilst playing squads on fortnite whilst muttering to himself “squad south-east, their accuracy is sh*t” and then 5 seconds later will be asking for a medkit from you. A Boardman has awful tactics of building pointless sh*t and making it known to every player on the map where he is - whilst claiming he is the best player because he plays on Brazilian servers. Consequently, a Boardman likes to sit in his room all day, fingering his bumhole with a blue pump shotgun and shouting “Victory Royale!”

Look at the size of that boardman

by 14Joeyyy14 July 16, 2018

Board smash

To break ur keyboard (usually due to raging, key mashing, or ur keyboard doesn’t work maybe)

Person: “Hey you’ve seen Mark?”
Friend: “Yeah he board smashing”
Mark (in the distance): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018