blondage

when a man dates or chases only blonde women
a combo of blonde and bondage

thank god i divorced her, i was tired of being in blondage

by cheaptrickrick February 5, 2010

Blonde

(see:jessica hughes)

Blondes have more fun...Sexy blonde, boys are for toys!

by SPG October 23, 2003

blonde

a person that seems to be stupid or dumb or there just trying to be stupid to get atition, acting dizty just to get boys to like them

samantha:Jordyn your such a blonde!
Jordyn:Just because i'm blonde dosen't mean i'm stupid and just because i'm stupid dosnt mean i'm blonde!

by x_punkxloser_x May 21, 2005

blonde moment

When some bitch (not blonde haired) is justifying that she is less intelligent then a fucking dog.

Tom, "Kristina doesn't know the alpbabet what a stupid bitch"

Jim, "having another blonde moment was she?"

by rob October 2, 2003

hitler blonde

A very light blonde hair color, somewhat whitish. Implies an ideal trait possessed by the so-called 'Aryan' race.

My hair might be dark, but as a kid it was hitler blonde.

by johnnylongprong April 5, 2010

blonde dave

a creature that lives in the wilds in santa barbera it spends most of its time in his room assturbating to the descovery channel

blonde dave is a douche bag

by anonoymous726389 October 16, 2004

blonde

Lame. Bleached blondes are so whats in now, i am a brunette and i am so sexy. blondes are dumb and slow brunettes we are sexy. blondes are stupid they dont know anything they dont have mor fun we do. i am really pretty i will dye my beautiful brown hair blonde no way! i would look really cute with blonde hair, bt i am really prety how i am.

blonde: i am so pretty i am so much prettie than u!
me: no u r not bcuz ur boyfriend wants to kiss me omg so there

by Candygirl23 December 13, 2008