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Chumpidy Blumpkin

An extremely large or obese man that reeks of human feces, alcohol, and cigarettes.
Person 1: Have you seen Gabe recently? He's turning into a real Chumpidy Blumpkin.
Person 2: I haven't seen him, but I've smelled him!
by urbanthickcionary10294764 October 8, 2024
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Blumpkin Friday

The act of meeting up with your homies on a Friday and giving each other a blumpkin
Hey dude it’s blumpkin Friday , you should come over. Me Andrew, and viraj are gonna have a great time with you.
by Evaniscute47 January 27, 2025
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Blumpkin bagel

Both seasonal and festive, getting a blow job while taking shit while eating a pumpkin bagel.
It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.
by Muffins. August 24, 2022
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Skibidi blumpkin

A blumpkin served by no other than skibidi toilet himself
"I just got a skibidi blumpkin by Ms Anderson"
by Lil_big_fister420_67_R34 June 1, 2025
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Rhode Island blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while performing an upper decker (making a bowel movement into the water tank of a toilet) while the performer of the blumpkin is also having a bowel movement into the toilet
by anonymous March 4, 2023
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royal Blumpkin

Recieving a blumpkin (Oral sex while your shitting) while having a buttplug plugged in. To count as a succesfull royal blumpkin, the force from behind should be strong enough to eject the plug. bonus points if you recieve poseidons kiss after it
I tried giving him a royal Blumpkin but he didnt shit hard enough. ill give him laxatives next time.
by MUNTMEISTER3000 January 10, 2025
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Freddy Fazbear Blumpkin

When you are locked inside a pizzeria (specifically with animatronics), and one of the animatronics comes up to you and forces you to eat a special pizza laced with laxatives. You then are forced to go to the bathroom where the animatronic comes in and gives you a Blumpkin.
Yo dude after you left the pizza place last night Chica gave my the Freddy Fazbear Blumpkin.
by anonymous November 28, 2024
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