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blessedimate

A "typically degree/number of occurrences under these particular circumstances" figure regarding whether "Da Great One" will favor you.
Da term "blessedimate" could also refer to how often dat you will get da standard verbal response after you sneeze; said percentage would depend on factors such as how many times per day dat you typically discharge your nasal-cannon, what portion of your waking hours you usually spend in da company of others, whether said fellow humans are comfy/familiar with voicing said comment, etc.
by QuacksO April 9, 2025
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BLESS ME

A self-given “bless you” after sneezing, used when no one else says it—or even if they do. It’s giving a mix of manners , self love and main character energy. A polite flex.
“Achoo—bless me.”
Friend: “Lol, I was about to say it”
You: “You were too slow.”
by RocketCulture April 26, 2025
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blessed

blessed (noun)
a fat white man, who larps as a mexican and loves big titty asian women
by peegeeare May 4, 2025
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bless you

Said to a person who has just sneezed.
Bless you, Jack
by Debskelly1985 June 27, 2025
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