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shit stained balls

when railing a girl, that does not whipe her ass good, your balls slap against her pooper causing them to get shit on them. thus resulting in shit stained balls
i was pounding the shit outa sussy smelly crotch so hard last night that my balls were slapping against her butthole. man talk about a bad case of the shit stained balls.
by Perfek360 July 22, 2006
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ballsack

a mushy, soft, tender hammock for the male testicle.
Damn that bitch sure loved to suck on my ballsack.
by JOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNy November 17, 2003
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balls to you

Used as a form of congratulations, perferable during a formal event.
example 1: "Balls to you son, graduation is a big step"
example 2: "Balls to the graduating class of 2011!"
by izizi2 February 21, 2011
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Ballsack

A being that tells you what to do between the hours of 9am and 5pm. Also known as a "boss".
That Ballsack wants me to work on Saturday.
by Melt April 2, 2004
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fuck my balls

The best expression to show frustration and anger. Also see fuck my ass
Alexis: Fuck this, fuck my balls.
Chandler: What?
Alexis: EAT, SANTA.
by German Lumberjack December 22, 2008
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Balls in the Pudding

This idiom is a combination of the proverb "the proof of the pudding is in the eating" (typically shortened to "the proof is in the pudding") and the popular misconception of the saying "balls to the wall". Its meaning is derived from the two. It is used to express putting every effort into attaining a goal. The proof of ones balls, as they say, is in the pudding. The invoking of pudding implies that one's testicular fortitude can therefore be quantified; to go balls in the pudding, one must take quite a risk. A proper use of "balls in the pudding" only occurs when one stands to lose or gain a great deal based on a single decision.
-You're going nil on this last hand of spades? What if you fail? You're so far behind already!
-I know, but if you win this game it's over anyway. I've got to go balls in the pudding.
by RedRidingHood April 7, 2009
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Ballsex

It's like penisex except tighter.
You wanna have some penisex?

Nah I'm in the mood for something tighter. How bout ballsex?

I'm in!
by Thatballsexguy August 29, 2009
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