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ruin yourself

to ruin you instead of anyone else.
person 1: “i want to ruin you”
person 2: “ruin yourself “
by your fault July 31, 2020
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keude yourself

When you play rocket league with Keude and he makes you wanna die
Zinq: "I might play 2s with Keude ya know"
Jaay: "Nah dont you will want to keude yourself"
by jsamxo September 28, 2020
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High Fiving yourself

You are legit clapping your hands together, but slowly.
"Woah you did amazing at practice today!"
"Thanks, man, I was glad, I hope you were High Fiving Yourself there"
"Of course dude!"
by anonymous October 6, 2020
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go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want, but leave me alone."
father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, you wont change the horrible singing aspect of my personality. Besides, now is the time, hint and hint to go scratch yourself. Let the singing lessons hang themselves a la Benito Mussolini. I am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2012
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go scratch yourself

a phrase meaning:

"go do whatever the hell you want. You wont change any aspect of my personality"
father: son your singing sucks. Let me pay you lessons at LaScala in Milan.

son: Dad, go scratch yourself. let the singing lessons hang themselves. i am proud of my hen-scratching or whatever it is you'd qualify my singing nowadays.
by Sexydimma May 28, 2012
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to haze yourself

to contradict onesself so badly, that you actually make a total fool and retard of yourself in front of others, especially family members and significant others.
mother: I don't see the point of celebrating St Valentines any longer; your father din't get me anything this year.

teenage son: St Valentines is a meaningless capitalist holiday, where companies just profit from people uselessly wasting money buying flowers, chocolates and the entire spiel for their significant others. I would personally also shoot anyone who celebrates St Valentines, as in Al Capone and his St Valentines Day Massacre.

mother (sreaming at her son): you moron, this was a rhetorical comment... Oh, and btw, I didn't ask you to haze yourself. Didn't you say you liked socialism , since you called St Valentines a meaningless, useless capitalist holiday, and then you turned around and said, as a matter of oikos, that you were going to shoot, Al Capone-style, anyone who celebrates St Valentines, but in The United States of America shooting someone, and respecting the infalibility of the Second Amendment is a matter of oikos. Therefore, you believe in bringing your own arms and weapons to the fight, and therefore support capitalism. But you can't support socialism and capitalism at the same time.
by Sexydimma February 14, 2012
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Losing On Yourself

To lose one's mind/marbles. Refers to when an individual forgets obvious things or makes easy mistakes, similarly to the symptoms of going senile.

As defined by Peter Smith.
'You're losing on yourself because you put your shoes in the fridge!'

Amy is losing on herself because she confused a person with a cat.
by Giant Mushrooms July 4, 2011
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