ballhonk

A douche bag, ass-wipe, or dink-wad. An annoying MF.

That ballhonk cut me off.

Fred at work is always stepping on my toes. He's a real ballhonk.

by Ed B. Williams April 19, 2007

Jizz Balloons

A special glass condom used when having hardcore homosexual anal intercourse with a goldfish. Usually used with gallons of anal lube. Also known as a Daughtrey.

Hey hand me a jizz balloon, just got a new goldfish and I'm feeling lucky!

Can you spare me a Daughtrey, I left my jizz balloons at home, and I won't get that damn goldfish pregnant again!

by ~Pimp Ninja~ October 19, 2010

Babloon

Pusy pussy pussy pussy pussy

Pussssssyyyyy!!! Babloon

by Pusssyyyyyyyyy June 30, 2019

Balloons

A floating object that randomly appears in the sky. And drops on your head. A very useful sex toy.

Oh this balloon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Bilbo Baggins November 16, 2004

Ballooning

To get high, as in smoking weed, to the point where you feel like you're flying in a hot air balloon.

Man, we went ballooning last night... I couldn't even say my own name I was so far up in the clouds.

by jimbo-jenkins May 28, 2010

Fun Balloons

A Females body balloons that are fun to play with.

Brooks: Look at that biatch.
Wayne: Yeah, Shes got some nice fun Balloons.
Brooks: I'd like to flop one of those babys in my mouth.
Wayne: Bamm

by Brooks July 19, 2004

Water Ballooning

the practice of urination in ones partner whilst wearing a condom

"honey we are going to have to stop, one needs a slash"
"that's ok honey you can keep water ballooning me"

by Owen Karlsonick October 14, 2011