An all time favorite sex finisher among southern plantation owners. The Texas Piñata is often done when, upon climax, you quickly pull out and shove your meat in your partner's mouth. After you've shot your load into her you pull out again and slap her mouth so hard with your thick meat hog that she spits all of your splooge out.
"Hey Bosiefus, what's that damn move ya'll does with ol One Ton Tana again?"
"Well that there is called the Texas Piñata, just tried it with ma cousin the other day!"
"Well that there is called the Texas Piñata, just tried it with ma cousin the other day!"
by Slamham Jim February 02, 2020
When your guy is wearing a beach thong and his balls are on the outer left side of the thong and his cock is on the outer right side and you perform oral sex until he cums on your sunburn....
by knb4life June 14, 2014
by lowendgravity February 22, 2011
When your fucking a chick and your home starts flooding so that she has to flap her arms to stay above water.
by Mikey Droppelman October 01, 2017
China, Texas is a small town in Texas, just west of Beaumont. All was well in this sleepy little town until the residents got burned by their mayor, who sold her property to a low income housing company for $700,000. The now ex-mayor made so much money and pushed the build quietly through counsil. The towns folk voted the mean old lady out of office, but now China is stuck with low income apartments which the water dept will not be able to keep up with the new demands of. Sad for the future of little China, TX.
china, texas
by china texas community April 01, 2017
Businessman 1: We're going to cut down the trees.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.
by TexasLorax October 29, 2020
Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
by Chokal October 12, 2019