Texas Timeout

Every time the chairlift stops.

It must be Spring Break here at Breckenridge, that's three Texas Timeouts on this lift ride.

by lowendgravity March 8, 2011

Chireno, Texas

A small ass town where rich white people live and everybody knows your business. School’s all about basketball and if you don’t play basketball your considered an outcast. Chireno is nothing but a bunch of hillbillies and rednecks who are always hunting and teenagers are always throwing bonfire parties.

I am from Chireno, Texas.

by Twinky123 December 26, 2019

Texas Dumpling

The act of taking the penis and balls into your mouth at the same time during sexual foreplay.

I came home from a hard days work and had to get that Texas Dumpling from my girlfriend.

by K40tix August 9, 2020

Texas Lorax

"The trees cant be harmed if the Lorax is armed"

The Lorax gettin out the 12 gauge.

Businessman 1: We're going to cut down the trees.
Businessman 2: Oh no! Its the texas Lorax
Texas Lorax: Don't make me take out the 12 gauge!
(BAM!)
Texas Lorax: GOT EM.

by TexasLorax October 29, 2020

texas headphones

Placing speaker monitors on both sides of you for a live stage performance. Drummers and DJs often use this technique.

The drummer will need texas headphones for his monitor setup.

by Ride or Cry December 5, 2018

Texas Reset

Abortion, Aborting something

I don't need this baby no more, Imma Texas Reset this thang

by notmrna**69420 June 16, 2023

Texas Shield

An improvised tool or device to protect one's genitals balls nuts testicles scrotum from being hit with an object.

Ryan threw a water bottle at my nuts, but I used my plate as a Texas Shield.

Mario tried to flick me in the balls, but I used my phone as a Texas Shield and now his knuckles hurt.

by chaimy4life November 6, 2012