advanced woodworking

The moment when you masturbate while sitting on the toilet, and at the moment that you release your bowels, you ejaculate. If it doesn't happen at the same time it's not "advanced."

"Nathaniel has been in the bathroom a while."
"Well he's doing some advanced woodworking."

by MatchesMaloneWasHere October 15, 2015

Alana Collins

A kind young lady that tries to keep her shit together on and off the court or field. Occasionally she will lose her shit and look like she is having a nervous breakdown and asthma attack at the same damn time. Her ginormous forehead #giantdome69 helps push her threw these hard times of mental breakdowns n other shit. u will usually find her at the batting cage hitting balls with her big stick. If u have a lana on ur team its like having a fuckin legendary scar when the rest of ur team is full of a bunch of fuckin pickaxes.

JOE: Imma beat ur ass
ME: ALANA COLLINS!!!
JOE:Dies*

by hoodrat1234 May 10, 2018

Alana messenger

Alana is a beautiful caring loving freind she is always there for you and knows how to get her way she knows how to deal with everything life throws at her she is one of the best things that could ever happen to you xxx

Alana messenger is a beautiful funny girl

by CourtneyXXculfXX May 25, 2019

Alanie

a pretty girl with a fat ass that can fight for sure,never scared of nobody,has a good heart and a goofy personality and is mean sometimes but there when you need her

alanie's are nice. get a Alanie in your life

by lmaowhatthefuck December 1, 2019

Advanced N-Word Pass

Includes the regular N-Word Pass and grants the owner permission to further utilize the Hard R N-Word.

White Guy: Yo nigga, check this out!
*Holds up N-Word Pass*
Another white guy: Suck my ass, you filthy nigger.
*Shows Advanced N-Word Pass*

by What's sex? May 26, 2020

Alanah

Alanah’s are very pretty they usually have nice blue eyes with a slim waist they also have a lot of 🍒 they are very sweet. TRUST ME you DONT want to mess with an Alanah they may seem shy and quiet but they will take those hoops out of there ears and drag you. You should definitely be friends with an Alanah or else you will regret it. They stand by there friends and will kill anyone who talks shit about there friends :)

“Hey is that Alanah?” - random boy

“Yeah she is she has such a sexy body” - other random boy

by Jack ques August 13, 2020

Alan

This person is really cool and is the hottest man alive. Please go and be his friend because a Alan is pog. He is super cool

Bill: Are you Alan?
Alan: Yes
Bill: You are automatically cool

by anonymous October 21, 2020