Albertan Polar Plunge

When you put icy hot on your cock and proceed to slather her vagina in Vaseline, and then run into her vagina like a battering ram.

I gave your girl a Albertan Polar Plunge last night.

by mrmagicmuffinman420 February 1, 2023

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Alberto

Short kings with the biggest dick you’ll ever see

“Oh your such an Alberto”

by Johnathan smiths February 23, 2023

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Alberta

Is not a druggy nor a word to use in nsfw. Alberta is a normal person and a place in canada where its citizens are not bad and alberta is not a large piece of fecal matter.

Alberta is not so bad

by Fixingdefenitions March 7, 2023

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Alderney

alderney is the third island in gta iv, unlocked after Three Leaf Clover. Alderney is based on real life New Jersey.

guy: alderney is the fucking worst place to live in, there's too many soccer moms.

by superdieguisimo March 11, 2023

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Albert is a guy that looks depressed everyday but his not. An Albert is a guy that is a smart and dumb guy at the same time. He is mostly good at math. he also erased his emotions.
and this Albert is me

guy hey bro you good you look depressed

albert no men im not depressed

by depressed men March 21, 2023

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