Africa

it isnt a country

American: Africa is a country
geography guy: its a continent

by A really big weirdo May 21, 2022

starving children in africa

A way to make people realize their situation is not as important as they think, or would like to think. Especially handy when dealing with math teachers.

Mrs Garrison: you haven't turned in your math homework!
Student: There are starving children in Africa!
Mrs Garrison: That is so true...wow, that really lets me see my life through another perspective. I give you an A!
Student: Thank you, starving children in Africa!

by Angelacia July 12, 2007

starving kids in Africa

The reason why every person in developed countries should be happy.

Unhappy person: I just got fired from my job, my wife wants a divorce, I can't pay my bills and my kids think I'm a complete failure.

Happy person: Cheer up, there are starving kids in Africa!

by ricardo d. head October 8, 2011

Africa by Toto

The eternal bop

George: What are you listing to?
A man, clearly of higher class than George: Africa by Toto
George: Oh that song, it sucks.
George: *is shunned by the entire rest of society*

by Fc- October 28, 2018

New South Africa

Much like the Old South Africa, but with more AIDS, murder, child rape, theft, corruption, poverty, derelict buildings, and misery.

The New South Africa Rules!

Jacob Zuma says: Avoid rape, say yes!

by Patrick Kerry December 7, 2006

Africian Gunga Disease

An outbreak of herpes so wet and puss filled ones underpants become soaked.

Man, I gotta change my underwear, this Africian Gunga Disease is killing me.

by Bong Satan September 7, 2011

South Africa

A country that is in sy moer in with a lot of potholes, And the president is an ass.You will altyd look drunk of dodging the potholes

South Africans:
" Bloody eskom!!"

by Jagter October 18, 2022