The most wicked, awful, and horrible country in the history of the world. America claims to be the land of freedom and democracy, despite it being a warmongering oligarchy whos propaganda brainwashed millions. It is an imperialist nation that has been fucking over the middle east for decades, and it's own natives and minority populations for decades (via genocide, unjust laws, etc). It also had a hate boner for communism
Thomas Jefferson, one of the men who helped create the united states of America, said in a speech all men are created equal. While at the same time he owned slaves
by Dr.Quackers September 08, 2020
A show where you watch supposedly humorous home video clips of people. 90% of the "funny" stuff is people randomly falling down or tripping over something.
"Hay man did u watch America's Funniest Home Videos?? The guy fell down!! HAHA!"
"Yea. It was.. unfunny. To say the least."
"Yea. It was.. unfunny. To say the least."
by SomeBadJOKE October 08, 2007
A bunch of annoying christian bitches neglected by their husbands when it comes to sex so they try and fill the void by obsessing over issues like homosexuality and abortion, spreading misinformation, hysteria and lies to promote their agenda! The more sex deprived they are, the more fanatical and zealous they get! They have some quacks working for them that claim to be experts on homosexuality. Where do you get a degree like that let alone certification?
Concerned Women for America (CWA) is a christian terrorist organization dedicated to subverting human rights, destroying democracy and perpetrating injustice toward other Americans in their quest to make our nation a theocracy based on biblical beliefs!!!!!
by La Da Dee June 18, 2007
Future Sluts of America or FSA is commonly used to describe tweens who run around in their skanky mini skirts and barely there tees, congregating in large groups outside of malls and movie theaters waiting for their parents to pick them up.
by lukluk(pop) July 04, 2006
The only show on TV where you can watch skeleton's FIGHT.
The only healthy, voluptuous person on that show, ironically, happens to be Tyra Banks!
The only healthy, voluptuous person on that show, ironically, happens to be Tyra Banks!
by twistedbabydoll June 05, 2007
A reality TV show where women compete for a career in the modeling industry.
Hosted by Tyra Banks, America's next top model premiered in May of 2003.
And we are all very sorry... because the premiere of this show is proof that having absolutely no real skill can get you to the "top".
Hence "america's next top model".
But your only at the top until the next season starts a few months later.
Hosted by Tyra Banks, America's next top model premiered in May of 2003.
And we are all very sorry... because the premiere of this show is proof that having absolutely no real skill can get you to the "top".
Hence "america's next top model".
But your only at the top until the next season starts a few months later.
america's next top model characters:
Benny Ninja: Give me a calender style pose!!!
Talentless model: *thinks for a second*
*Makes a pose she thought up of in that instance*
Benny Ninja: FANTASTIC! YOU REALLY SHOWED ME YOUR BONE STRUCTURE THERE, AND THE WAY YOU LET THE LIGHT HIT YOU WAS PRETTY MUCH AMAZING.
Talentless model: Uhh... yeah thats what I meant to do.
Thank you!
Benny Ninja: Now let's try Catalogue!
Benny Ninja: Give me a calender style pose!!!
Talentless model: *thinks for a second*
*Makes a pose she thought up of in that instance*
Benny Ninja: FANTASTIC! YOU REALLY SHOWED ME YOUR BONE STRUCTURE THERE, AND THE WAY YOU LET THE LIGHT HIT YOU WAS PRETTY MUCH AMAZING.
Talentless model: Uhh... yeah thats what I meant to do.
Thank you!
Benny Ninja: Now let's try Catalogue!
by r0nn April 26, 2008
Simply the best country in the world to live in, it's a country where its citizens are treated as they deserves to be treated, people who commit crimes are properly punished by their acts, salary is worthy for the population, etc. Not to mention their High GDP per capita, natural beauties, landscapes, biological and ecological life, as well as the ethnic and cultural diversity the United States have, not to mention the fact the USA is the most powerful economic and militar superpower in the world and it evolved from a simple British colony to a global economic potence so quickly..............................
American: I'm so proud of be a American citizen, and you, my friend ?
Nationalist patriot: Sure bro, the United States of America is the best country in the world, i don't want to belittle another countries, however, people can say whatever they want about America, but, nobody can deny we are the most powerful global potence in the world, the American dollar is the most used and traded currency in the world and the fact the United States is more tolerant with immigration and immigrants than Japan, Russia, the UK, Italy and Spain, except for Canada and Australia
Nationalist patriot: Sure bro, the United States of America is the best country in the world, i don't want to belittle another countries, however, people can say whatever they want about America, but, nobody can deny we are the most powerful global potence in the world, the American dollar is the most used and traded currency in the world and the fact the United States is more tolerant with immigration and immigrants than Japan, Russia, the UK, Italy and Spain, except for Canada and Australia
by Vini_250 July 30, 2018