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after cheese

after having anal sex and ejaculating in a woman's rear, the male withdraws his penis. when doing so, the semen trickles down into the vagina and combines with the woman's "cum". thus we are left with the after effect; which one would know as after cheese.
the cheese that is left over after... after cheese.
by C.R.3.@.M. November 3, 2010
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afterbirther

A "deather"; i.e., someone that refuses to believe that Osama bin Laden is dead without seeing proof. Nicknamed "afterbirther" because such a person was almost certainly a "birther" (i.e., someone that demands proof that Obama was a natural born U.S. citizen) in the months prior to Osama's death.
Joe-Bob Freeper: LONG FORM DEATH CERTIFICATE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Some Guy: Oh great, first the birthers, now the afterbirthers.
by blahpers May 28, 2011
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afterkick

The bad feeling that you have several hours(days) after taking amphetamines(Speed), MDMA(Ecstasy), etc.
That X I took last night was crap, the afterkick was so bad that I thought about quiting drugs...
by WoWSura July 28, 2011
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Aftergurn

An aftergurn is where you have taken MDMA and are experiencing uncontrollable jaw movement (gurn) even though the high from the drug has long faded.
I was so high last night, I have had an aftergurn all day!
by Fribbo March 17, 2013
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afterboner

the boner you still have after masturbating or having sex before going flaccid. It usually lasts a minute and makes it hard to put clothes on.
Franklin tried to piss after sex, but his afterboner made pee go everywhere.
by gamervolcano May 4, 2015
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after holiday syndrome

The feeling of dread you get when returning from an awesome holiday...
Look at that cunt still on holiday while I'm here suffering from after holiday syndrome...
by Salty Seaslider November 12, 2015
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aftersmash

Maradona- why are you being so distant and tired

Jim- We just had sex, I have aftersmash
by Sean Nort November 13, 2016
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