Cum diaper

A cloth object use to clean up cum dripping out of a girl after a cream pie

i.e. The literal shirt off a guys back, a towel, etc.

"I just shot my load in her, now I need a cum diaper to make sure it doesn't drip out everywhere"

by Cumguzzler96 February 8, 2015

cum gubber

Someone who gubs their own cum.

I was having a wank whilst driving along the M8, just as I was about to finish I realised I had no tissues so had to gub my own cum. Now my mates call me a cum gubber.

by lolwutthefuck October 1, 2010

cum gambler

One who does not decide whether to spit or swallow until the moment of ejaculation, during which the "cum gambler makes an impromptu decision as to how to handle the situation

"Yo, she half spit up my semen, bro. What a cum gambler. It seemed like she didn't know what to do"

by Modqueen June 18, 2016

Mr Cum

Mr Cum is the infamous man who will eat all of your cummies. And when he does this, he will lick his lips while moaning from the intense pleasure he will be getting from your spunkywunkies. Your jizzywizzy will fuel his power. Once he has obtained your cum, he will be unstoppable. Run. Run from Mr Cum.

Steve: "Oh boy, I sure do love having my cum in a jar. I sure hope that Mr Cum doesn't eat it."
Mr Cum: *Eats Steve's cum*
Steve: "Oh no, now we are all doomed!"

by Sussy Bazinga October 29, 2022

Cum wubbly

Something you call someone that can mean anything you want

“Mochi you cum wubbly”

by Hwiehevdveuwi October 31, 2020

CUM mobile

Having sex while driving

Let's try something new...... Cum mobile

by lil willy on the track April 1, 2020

do a cummings

When you fuck off back to your parents at the earliest sign off hardship, particularly when it may be illegal to do so.

"Did you hear Simon had a drunken argument with his wife in the bar?"
"He's such a twat, did he do a Cummings?"

"yeah, I think so"

by TheClnl May 26, 2020