Tiny potatoes

When the college mess hall gives you tiny bits of potatoes during breakfast hours.

Yo they gave me tiny potatoes, you jelly?

by Brometheus February 2, 2015

Hot Potato

When you pass around the bong quickly so the weed stays lit. This eliminates the need to keep relighting the bowl, as well as preventing anyone in the rotation from hogging it. Playing hot potato leads to a fast pace and intense smoke sesh which will get everyone very high, especially if you try to finish the bowl in record time.

*After packing the bowl*
Guy 1: "Aye bro, you tryna play some hot potato with this one?"

Guy 2, already stoned: "Yes."

by peepeepoopooman February 8, 2020

Potato God

The CFO of the Salted Fish Community Services, aka Chief Finance Officer. She is the second most powerful god in the Universe.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Potato God?
Person 2: No...
Person 1: (transforms into potato god) GO TO HELL WITH THE SALT GOD! DON'T REST IN PEACE!

by SFCS SUPREMACY November 30, 2021

text potato

Someone in the same building/house as you who is too lazy to come to where you are to answer a question, so instead texts you their response.

Sam was upstairs when Mom asked what he would like to drink with dinner, so the text potato just replied, "H2O" to her iPhone.

by grammarcop2 May 29, 2012

Bra-Potato

A Bra-Potato is when you wear your bra too long and it wrinkles, then little black things start growing on the inside of your bra. (mold)

Hey, Felicia I heard that Stacie is so lazy that she actually got Bra-Potatos.

by Potato CPYT January 20, 2018

potato music

Potato Music is any music that’s quality isn’t studio professional. This can include music ranging from songs recorded on your phone, to songs recorded in a mediocre home studio that’s just a few tweaks away from being perfect.

Have you ever heard any of XXXtentacion’s early songs? It’s potato music.

Pistanthrophobia is potato music.

by RickRated June 11, 2018

Potato Masher

The act of hiding the evidence that you pooped in a sink or bathtub by smashing your stool with your foot or hand until it has become mashed enough to flow smoothly down the drain. Covering up any evidence that you defiled a bathroom.

I live in a one bathroom apartment but my roommate was using it at the time, so I had to think quick without destroying my pants. So I squatted over the kitchen sink and then proceeded to be a potato masher before my roommate was done in the bathroom.

by Tazo Defines March 2, 2017