When Mr. Harry Styles kidnaps you because your mom sold you to pay rent and forces you to become Ross Lynch’s hole
by imtrying April 16, 2020
A dirty marian is the type of gal that's gone through several husbands. You can tell their most recent husband has died of natural causes by the silk robe with fur cuffs and collar they wear immediately after his death. When she isn't married to a rich man on death's door, she's sleeping with other women in her luxurious home.
In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.
In other words, a dirty marian is a lesbian widow ready to inherit the money of old men that are soon to die of natural causes.
"Yo dude, check out that sexy girl over there."
"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."
"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."
"Whoa, I wouldn't mess with her if I were you. She's a dirty marian, you can tell by her robe. She's just after old guys' money."
"Fuck, bro. Thanks for the warning."
by PtriC April 16, 2020
When you get blue balls from a girl who's been teasing you, so you yell out "I'm fucking tired of this shit!" while ripping off her blouse and revealing the nipples you will then suck dry. Bonus points if this takes place in your car while parked at a church with the girl's sister in the backseat.
by DanielDbag March 10, 2020
by Ladytore May 15, 2020
When a boy take his dick and fuck a girl right in her ass and after fuck a dude right in his ass and say they shall suck his dick
by G0 Fuck Your Sel7 June 04, 2020
The act of, or a person who parties all night, then continues through the next day, and then straight through the second night without sleeping (or sometimes showering).
"We don't need a hotel room in Vegas, we're pulling a Dirty Bando."
"Todd wasn't having any luck with the ladies at the club until he hooked up with that Dirty Bando."
"Let's have one last Dirty Bando before you settle down and get married."
"Todd wasn't having any luck with the ladies at the club until he hooked up with that Dirty Bando."
"Let's have one last Dirty Bando before you settle down and get married."
by El Stachio February 06, 2010
by Nigga dicktionary January 07, 2020