Dildoes

An artifact used do get the vibration or the feeling of having sex

I wanna buy dildoes

by Kaddff January 18, 2019

Dildo

A purple thing that can be shoved into a woman (MURR)

Oi bro lets shove this dildo in this woman

by Just dont know June 18, 2019

dildo train

A line of 50 women standing behind 50 men with 12-inch strapons penetrating their anuses.

Man I'd love to have a dildo train with them!

by Dildo Train February 2, 2018

Dildo-dipper

A person of any gender who prefers a dildo over a human penis.

Dang Randolph! Quit being such a Dildo-dipper and ask that guy out! You know he wants you!

by AbigailBlast May 31, 2019

Dildo

Something your horney sister uses

Sister- Billy have you seen my dildo
Billy- ya, I seen it in your vagina
Sister-can you help take it out

by Dr.Awsome1016 January 31, 2023

Sausage dildo

The act of shitting into a condom, tying the condom off and preceding to use it as a dildo

After we got done fucking I went to the restroom and gave her a sausage dildo to play around with.

by iamacp_xxvii August 30, 2016

Dildo…

People look at me wired when I use and I wondered why but now I realize it might be the fact that a was shitting explosively when using it or it got over a bunch of kindergartners and some of them were asking while it felt

“Hey david can I use your dildo…” “why” “because I need to fit a raccoon up my ass” “ok but beware it’s got a brown stain and a little of coom”

by Let’s no Brandon!!!! May 6, 2022