Cancer

Other name for Jake Paul

Jake Paul is cancer!

by ZahraaMarvelFan August 8, 2017

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cure to cancer

you somehow do something so unimaginable and insane yet so stupid

kimothy pours milk and coke (drink) create a thirst destroying concoction

kimothy: "holy shit i found the cure to cancer!"

kimothy explodes into a clear bile

by radioheadenjoyer15 December 18, 2023

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CANCER

JAKE PAUL

JAKE PAUL IS CANCER

by JGNBNB August 21, 2018

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Fucking cancer

Probably keemstar who has sex with a dildo.

Hey, did you know there are people on mars?

That is fucking cancer!

by Asshole nigger May 7, 2018

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A type of disease developed in both Male testicles and Brain, available to only males. This particular disease targets brainwaves that end up repelling all Female Genomes in a sort of “Gets no Bitches” or “Where’s my hug at?” Type of manner. It also affects the surrounding Male genomes in a way that makes the other men want to WWE RKO the carrier, due to its brain cell killing radio waves and cringey and unfunny humor.

“I’m sorry son, I believe you have Hessticular Cancer”
“What does that mean doctor?”
“Long story short, you get no bitches”

by Hooey Macgoo April 6, 2023

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