Reverse blumpkin

The act in which the female is taking a shit on the toilet, and the man stands facing her while she is jacking off his penis. Until love juice is ejaculated upon her chest. (Also known as a reverse blandie) (blumpkin handie)
“That ain’t nothing dude my gf gave me a reverse blumpkin
“Wow that skeezer at the party gave me a mind blowing blandie
“My grandma Walked in on me getting a reverse blumpkin at the family’s thanksgiving dinner”
by mrbigdaddy69 February 16, 2020
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Reverse blumpkin

When you're peeing in a toilet while she's/he's eating your ass
I decided to try a reverse blumpkin the other night and then I s*** in her mouth.
by Encourageable October 09, 2020
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Reverse Blumpkin

Instead of blowing someone when they’re on the toilet, you eat someones ass when they’re pissing at a urinal
Skyla: I gave Remi a nice reverse blumpkin last night
Mateusz: Damn he must’ve cum into the urinal
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Reverse Blumpkin

When a man is receiving oral sex from a woman and is defecating at the same time(aka blumpkin). However while defecating the woman takes a hold of the fecal matter and forces it back up the anus, hence the term reverse.

In simple words, a woman is giving a blumpkin and shoves the shit back up the mans ass.
Lucas: Yo Emily, Ben said that Reverse Blumpkin lowkey hurt.

Emily: Yeah it was a surprise 😝
by Bumpkin Specialist February 09, 2025
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Reverse Blumpkin

When a woman is taking a shit and her man is fucking her face.
I gave Aaron a reverse blumpkin this morning before work. He'll have a great day!
by Reverse Blumpkin December 01, 2019
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Prarie Blumpkin

Is when your homie is giving you a blowjob and right when you're about to cum, you throw an egg at his head
I never knew what a prarie blumpkin was, until I got a forehead kiss by my best friends pocket egg while giving him a blowjob.
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Prarie blumpkin

Prarie Blumpkin, and verb. This is where a dude gets blown in a hot porta pottie, and as the guy getting blown cuts, he blasts his buddy in the face with an egg.
"What did you do this weekend? "
"Not much, drank some white claws and hung out with the boyz got me a Prarie Blumpkin"
by Saker November 22, 2024
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