Lauren H

A Lauren H is a mean bitch of a person on the outside, but on the inside actually seems to care, at least for the most part. Lauren H's will generally make the first move in a relationship, although they would never dare to say this out loud, instead denying it by claiming that "you added me first!" although that doesn't mean shit. Besides this, she'll make borderline evil jokes over text, confusing you as to what she means or what she wants from you. They'll have cute highlights in their hair, and make even cuter pouty faces, although they rarely like to show this side of themselves, instead simultaneously flipping you off and making a half heart in the air, making you wonder if she's genuinely bipolar (jk) or if she's just sweet in a unique way. On top of this, Lauren H's always try to act like they aren't simping, or that they don't like you, but then they'll do something to show how much they really do care, reminding you of just how much they think of you, like asking about you for a candle scent, or falling asleep on a call, or even writing a half-sarcastic urban dictionary article about you! Lauren H's make themselves genuinely open to you, and while they might have a mean front, they're genuinely too nice (and cute) for you to ever pass up. Finally, remember that if you ever find a Lauren H, you'd better try your hardest to keep her around and appreciate her, because she's bae.

"That Lauren H girl that seemed like a bitch actually called me cute yesterday!"

by PhilCosby June 13, 2021

Vitamin H

Heineken

Ross: Are you not drinking?
Alex: No, I can't with my sport.
Ross:(handing him a can) Ah c'mon dude, you need your Vitamin H.

by An Cosantóir April 7, 2020

logan h

He needs lots of help with his mental state and compacity. Girls are vividly scared of this man. it is not a good situation for most. He is dangerous. Children predator for sure. He is a child lover.

Logan H is a lover of peanut butter

by truthstater78 October 11, 2021

Triple "H"

High, horny and hungry

I have a bad case of Triple "H"

by Fgty May 14, 2017

h-string

handpant

"she sent me this smoking hot selfy, just wearing an h-string"

by joseque November 23, 2014

The triple H

The point just before orgasm where the masturbator's breathing becomes more rapid producing a 'huh huh huh' breathing pattern. Hence triple H

Hey Ron, did you give yourself the triple h last night?

by Nale Dixon November 29, 2017

yasmina h

Yasmina h is one of the best people u could ever meet, consider yourself as the luckiest person in the world if ur her friend. Sexiest most beautiful person inside out. Heather wishes she looked like her. She'll make u laugh till u cant breathe anymore even when her mood is bad. Shes batteled through alot but still came out stronger than ever. All boys are running after her wishing they had a chance, and girls would kill to be her friend. She has the best style ever, she lights up every room she walks into. Yasmina is my favorite person ever, my bestfriend!! Im not done bas i need to focus on my class so peace out

Yasmina h is da best

by Cest moi lol November 11, 2020