5 inch punisher

A not really long cock, often is punisher in this case used ironically since this is not the most pleasing a penis could be.

Girl: "How long is your D?"
Boy: "I've got a 5 inch punisher!"
Girl: "God bless please no!"
Boy: "Just joking it's around 9 inches long"

by Sheeshsquatch69 June 10, 2020

5 second rule

If you drop a piece of food on the ground, and pick it up within five seconds, it's still considered OK to eat and not contaminated.

I dropped a potato chip on the dining hall floor, but since I obeyed the 5 second rule, it's still good.

by Dewey July 10, 2004

5-0

When you are fucking a girl, preferably from behind, and then you yell "oh shit, the cops" and then your friends come in and beat the shit out of her as you finish with your hands.

Person 1: I gave my bitch the 5-0 yesterday
Person 2: Oh shit, why wasn't I there
Person 1: I already had like 20 guys sorry bro
Person 2: It's fine brah

by Paenus the Roman Warrior February 23, 2014

5.1.1.

NEVER PLAY THIS SONG ON beatmaniaIIDX! But go ahead and play it on DDR. :P

5.1.1. is a 1-star on IIDX.

by dj gs68 May 12, 2003

5-Alarm Regret

The feeling one gets after adding entirely too much hot sauce to ones food

Joe: whats wrong Bill?

Bill: this sri racha just gave me a bad case of the 5-Alarm regret.

by lordfusty January 1, 2009

5 with 5

Masturbating under a short time limit, usually five minutes. The term is shorthand for 5 minutes with 5 fingers.

We had to leave the party early. After making out with that dyme I had to 913, so I ran into the bathroom for 5 with 5.

by Z Lives February 9, 2010

5 unders

Those annoying drivers that we seem to get behind every morning on our way to work that are going 5 mph slower then the speed limit.

Tourists that are site seeing and causing traffic backups because they are going 5 under the speed limit.

Sorry I'm late boss. I got behind two 5 unders on my way in this morning.

by Demon71 October 29, 2010