The ultimate test of beauty when one is subjected to the unforgiving fluorescent lights of the 24-hour convenience stores.
Person 1: I was about to go home with this girl I met at a dark club.. but later had to bail after i gave her the 7/11 test.
Person 2: Lucky you stopped for that pack of smokes then..
Person 2: Lucky you stopped for that pack of smokes then..
by house on rock February 16, 2011
The movie on HBO with James Wood and David Spade about a window washer who finally finished cleaning the final window on the World Trade Center Buildings. The Window washer turns around and sees a plane heading right towards the building.
Window Washer: James Woods
Plane: David Spade
Window Washer: James Woods
Plane: David Spade
September 11 200Fun Script:
Produced by: Mr. Osama Bin Laden
Window Washer: I finally finished washing the windows
*Turns around and sees a plane*
Window Washer: OH, COME ON!
Produced by: Mr. Osama Bin Laden
Window Washer: I finally finished washing the windows
*Turns around and sees a plane*
Window Washer: OH, COME ON!
by Osama Bin Laden of 2001 April 28, 2009
by ac July 14, 2004
In this day a wonderful, smart, brave, caring person was born. She can be whatever she wants and she is good at everything because she deserves it. She will be kind to you because kindness is her nature: so act like a good little shit. She is blessed with joy, love and success, and with her super cute ass.
WARNING: CAN BE SASSY IF THE PERSON WHO SHE IS SASSY TO DESERVES IT.
IRONIC IRONIC IRONIC
WARNING: CAN BE SASSY IF THE PERSON WHO SHE IS SASSY TO DESERVES IT.
IRONIC IRONIC IRONIC
by Ouranià September 05, 2020
when a public figure blurts out the term "9/11" several times to the point where it becomes tourettes. Used recently by Jon Stewart on the "Daily Show".
Did you hear about Rudy? He has 9/11 touretttes.
Won't you 9/11 help us 9/11, because 9/11 is a terrible 9/11 to 9/11?
Won't you 9/11 help us 9/11, because 9/11 is a terrible 9/11 to 9/11?
by Patrickkkkkk September 27, 2007
a person that isn't horrible just because they are 11
and no, they aren't all immature and weird
just because they are younger than you doesn't mean anything and don't pick on them because they can't control their age. if you do pick on them because they've been on this earth for 11 years, you are an ageist :)
and no, they aren't all immature and weird
just because they are younger than you doesn't mean anything and don't pick on them because they can't control their age. if you do pick on them because they've been on this earth for 11 years, you are an ageist :)
11 year old: hey! how are you.
someone older: ew, get away from me 11 year old.
11 year old: just because im 11 doesn't mean anything. and i cant control when i was born.
someone older: whatever
someone older: ew, get away from me 11 year old.
11 year old: just because im 11 doesn't mean anything. and i cant control when i was born.
someone older: whatever
by heyyyhowyoudoing February 09, 2021
2 handjobs spaced 17 minutes apart. Partial credit if she wears a burka. Full credit if you yell out 'Allah Akbar' when hitting the stride.
by Bradulf Pittler November 10, 2014