Cum Oyster

The gelatinous post-coital discharge of the vagina after unprotected sex that gathers in the undergarments of the recipient female.

I need a bathroom, I just had sex with Randy and I have a huge cum oyster in my panties.

by mmmoyesters19 April 11, 2013

Cum Ranger

When u beat your cock continuously for 3 hours without nutting but then finally decide to cum that you cum that hard and that much that it starts squirting out your ass (preferebly played with set up targets)

Joe: have you tried a cum ranger

Jamaal: cum

by Chaman Chee Berger September 21, 2020

cum gubber

Someone who gubs their own cum.

I was having a wank whilst driving along the M8, just as I was about to finish I realised I had no tissues so had to gub my own cum. Now my mates call me a cum gubber.

by lolwutthefuck October 1, 2010

Cum diaper

A cloth object use to clean up cum dripping out of a girl after a cream pie

i.e. The literal shirt off a guys back, a towel, etc.

"I just shot my load in her, now I need a cum diaper to make sure it doesn't drip out everywhere"

by Cumguzzler96 February 8, 2015

cum gambler

One who does not decide whether to spit or swallow until the moment of ejaculation, during which the "cum gambler makes an impromptu decision as to how to handle the situation

"Yo, she half spit up my semen, bro. What a cum gambler. It seemed like she didn't know what to do"

by Modqueen June 18, 2016

cum flap

putting a large amount on your hand and smacking someone in the face with that same hand.

im gonna cum flap my girlfriend when we have sex tonight

by BeNnEr BoY February 1, 2017

The Cum Run

"The Cum Run" is what you call it when you run across the hallway to the bathroom while covered in your own ejaculate. This would occur when you have forgotten to bring tissues to clean up after masturbating. (The running part is to prevent cum from dripping on the floor.)

"My housemates caught me doing 'The Cum Run'."

by Lanky Wanker May 19, 2019