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Shit me in the ass

1. An expression usually yelled at something bad or unexpected.
1. You really think the new Doom game is better than the original? Shit me in the ass!
by Kelodur February 12, 2020
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lock me in your basement

usally said to an attractive female or male like some weirdo, so prob you because your reading this.
woman on c.ai: omg gojo please lock me in your basement!
woman on ig: omg sukuna please lock me in your basement!
by i like pussay July 30, 2024
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A nigga like me

by H28373737 November 25, 2023
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Who? Me?

A coy way of asking whether or not something was me?
Hym "Who? Me? Nobody's afraid of me. I had a rapport with the girl that SHE initiated AFTER I started writing the shit I was writing (and I can prove it). They were aware of everything I've written (from post 1) and found it hilarious (because their basic assertion was that they were justified in fucking the retard and that there was nothing I could do about it). After I began to list the things I could do about it, the only person who was concerned about it (Jane) wasn't willing to do the only thing that would have convinced me to stop (which would have been tell the truth). The retard doesn't give a shit about anything so long as he has a revolving door full of women being scheduled to suck his fat mongoloid cock. I'm literally the only person with plausible deniability. The retard sex cult pre-dates any wrong doing on my part. I was a good employee until it became obvious that there was no legitimate reason to be a good employee in that shithole. I don't see how the only thing I did wrong was let people who deserve to be punished off the hook. And by 'let them off the hook' I mean telling the truth and letting it sort itself out instead of orphaning some kids. I was even kind enough to exclude the one that had 4 kids (one of which was autistic) so that innocent casualties would be minimized. 1 out of 5 potentially orphaned kids is pretty solid. I'm proud of that."

Iam *Snoring* *snort* *cough cough* *snoring resumes*
by Hym Iam May 5, 2022
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can you get me a run

How someone below the legal drinking age would ask an older person to buy them alcohol. Slang.

Came from saying “can you run to the liquor store for me”
Hey big bro, can you get me a run for this weekend?
by NSvero August 21, 2022
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dub on me

the act of winning on another, aka getting lucky
man: “nooo i’m losing. this game sucks
woman: “dub on me
by candice!!! March 11, 2023
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