Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!"
Doctor: "Nine."
by Joyousguy June 30, 2016
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The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.
The messy love cackled in the tent as she bent backwards half naked, nearly falling off the stranger she was straddling.
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... with a hat tip to Colombian Nobel-prize-winning author Gabriel García Márquez for his 1985 novel Love In the Time of Cholera.
... with a hat tip to Colombian Nobel-prize-winning author Gabriel García Márquez for his 1985 novel Love In the Time of Cholera.
She wondered how long it would be until they could touch each other, see each other, breathe the same air. But he could call, she could hear his voice, and that was love in the time of callera.
by Monkey's Dad March 18, 2020
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In the realm of starlit dreams, your presence shines with celestial grace. Your eyes, like ethereal gems, reflect a universe of love. With every touch, my heart dances to the symphony of our souls. Forever entwined, our love paints an aesthetic masterpiece upon the canvas of eternity.
Yours forever, I love you endlessly
In the realm of starlit dreams, your presence shines with celestial grace. Your eyes, like ethereal gems, reflect a universe of love. With every touch, my heart dances to the symphony of our souls. Forever entwined, our love paints an aesthetic masterpiece upon the canvas of eternity.
Yours forever, I love you endlessly
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A love that began on August 18th, at 2:16 PM.
And it shall never be broken.
a person or thing that one loves.
"she was the love of his life"
A love that began on August 18th, at 2:16 PM.
And it shall never be broken.
a person or thing that one loves.
"she was the love of his life"
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