A person whose sexual performance is so unimaginative and dull that it makes "vanilla" seem adventurous in comparison. Derived from Tonka bean, a substitute for vanilla, the term implies an even more watered-down, flavorless version of an already mild experience. A Tonka Cock takes no risks, avoids any deviation from the absolute basics, and turns even the most passionate encounters into a sleep-inducing routine.
"Man, last night with Roy really wasn’t as exciting as I thought."
"Yeah, I told you, he’s a total Tonka Cock."
"Yeah, I told you, he’s a total Tonka Cock."
by jellyplane March 3, 2025
Get the Tonka Cockmug. 
by bombom239482 March 24, 2023
Get the Cockmug. by Spearerboy6000 June 13, 2021
Get the Cock n Lock Tool for sexinessmug. A girl who dresses or acts slutty or flirts with guys, just so she can either turn them down or try to accuse them of something; The type of girl who will get you in trouble
by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023
Get the Cock teasemug. It's a pig with a cock on the face and he or she is a fucking liar.
You see its very simple its an explamitive word like the word fuck just not a broad
You see its very simple its an explamitive word like the word fuck just not a broad
by Chloe Mcburger May 19, 2018
Get the Cock faced pig fuckermug. by Irregular September 25, 2019
Get the Suck a horses cockmug.