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Sex-Offender.

A sex-offender is someone (typically male) who has a registered Reddit account. The Redditor is a commonly-used slang-term for the ancestral-branch of the Human family tree, the Neanderthals. Redditors have evolved to have strong sexual attraction towards the feet (Of typically underdeveloped females) instead of the breasts, penis, vagina, or thighs. Redditors also rely on their diet for a portion of their sex-drive and hormonal influx, their diet includes: 2-week old Doritos and Vodka (Only for the averages.) Redditors also usually have a higher chance of passing an STD.
Sex-offender.
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An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.
Does sex hurt after menopause?
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Jane had a long day she came home to find her boyfriend naked and then he walked over to her and started kissing soon they started fucking
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I crawled onto the bed, my cock quivering with excitement. She started swaying as we kissed. I loosened the straps of her bra, ready to release under the weight of her perfect breasts. I pulled it off, and rubbed her nipples between my fingers, my palms contouring the shape of her tits. My cock was aching, so ready to release. I sped up, licking her boobs with grace while sucking, as she allowed a small moan to escape her lips. I reached down in her thong, toying with the curly hairs sitting above her pussy. I ripped off my boxers, pinned her down, and with her panties laying on her knees, I ripped her open, jabbing my cock in, making wet noises, as I pulled out and jabbed back in. She told me to keep it in, I pulled just enough so my tip was left in. I swung her legs over my shoulders, and as I pulled out, I felt it. She came over my cock, a warm sticky feeling. A devious feeling came over me, and I Shoved my cock in her mouth, she was worried, my penis so large between her tongue, but she sucked and sucked. Her lips held on to my cock tight as I swayed into her, on my knees as I grunted with pleasure. She was mad now, telling me it was her turn. She pushed me down, and I was warm and ready as I jerked at my penis while waiting. She rode my cock so hard I squirted the biggest cumshot in her, making her bounce a little and moan with accidental pleasure. I told her to come up on my face. I ate her out, and with every lick she moaned.
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