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I am just jerking your horse

Similar to the phrase "I am just jerking your chain". This phrase is said after you let someone know that what you said previous to the phrase itself was simply in jest, and you were trying to get a rise out of them.
Many confuse this phrase to mean the sexual pleasing of a horse with one's hand. However it refers to the jerking of the reins of the horse.
Sam: Holy shit, Thomas you better get outside someone is towing your car.

Thomas: Oh fuck!

*Thomas runs out, comes back a minute later*

Thomas: What the hell man! My car is fine.

Sam: Relax man I am just jerking your horse, plus I wanted your spot on the couch.
by L K-9 May 2, 2016
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C R I N G E

An attack of odd feeling that make you want to just sit there and shake while trying to crush your own bones by shaking.
3 yr old girl's name in game: "kityysparklespretty11"
everyone who is mentally fit: c r i n g e a l e r t
by "D*cktionary" November 24, 2020
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I would use her shit for toothpaste

The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.
Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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I can't do this with you right now.

The thing your friend says when he obviously lost the argument
Lucas Dude Cmon it's obvious.
Munir I can't do this with you right now.
by Fogabolt October 11, 2019
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Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy

A humorous misheard song lyric in the song "Purple Haze." The actual lane is "Excuse me while I kiss the sky."

Today, it is used as an umbrella term for misheard lyrics in various songs.
Fun Fact: Sometimes, when Jimi Hendrix performed this song, he would actually say "Excuse Me While I Kiss This Guy" to screw with the audience.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 12, 2022
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Hey Urban Dictionary I Have A Request

Can you allow us to comment on entries? I want to see the chaos the ensues
"Hey Urban Dictionary I Have A Request" That you would let us comment on entries so we can have fun, not in a sexual way, a fun way
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i won a sucking battle against kirbie

i did
i won a sucking battle against kirbie he said
by gerben is a simp January 26, 2022
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