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Self cock block

A self (cock block) is when you are in a sexual situation but your nervousness prevents you from gaining an erection.
Todd: You hook up with that chick we met at that concert yet?
Kyle: I was gonna but I was self cock blocked cause she was (a score)
by Foreskingamer69 July 24, 2019
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Señor Cock

A term similar to daddy which can be used during intercourse

can also be used as a dirty nickname for a second half
Chris: hey baby how's your day been
Jenny: ooo you know its been good my Señor Cock
by C0CkMan November 21, 2020
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black cock syndrome

What a white girl has after she gets plowed by a huge black dick
Jacquie: Holy fuck, Tanisha, you were right, I had an 8-inch cowboy dick for months and then I got railroaded by a huge 12-inch, thick, super black dick that gave me black cock syndrome, he even put that black pipe in my tight asshole, and I will never be the same. I hope he gets over the fact that I shit on that rod when he pulled it out.
Tanisha: Yeah, Girl, I know what you mean. I always tell them if you want to go in the stink, you always get a surprise than if you go in the pink.
by Butter Mike October 23, 2023
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swollen horse cock Kaleb

A mighty hood nigga hailing from O block, his cock is as wide as Andre the Giants fist, and as long as an albino African tree python, his massive mushroom tip leaks a viscous fluid at a constant pace.
There are rumors that swollen horse cock kaleb is attempting to capture the whole of Solstheim, and remove the Imperial fort on the island
by Criminal47 August 11, 2022
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Cock Tonsils

A hyper-annoying or contemptible person; esp. one who continuously offers unsolicited advice, tries to involve themselves in other people's business, or just doesn't know when to shut up.
"Dude, my guidance counselor is being a major cock tonsils lately."
by the Chame-Loc'ster March 26, 2024
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jibbly cock

A desease in which your penis slowly shrinks to nothing.
Jay moore has the worst case of jibbly cock ever. I think his penis is inverted. Shrinking penis
by Scorpio66699 October 19, 2013
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cock rocket

1) stupidly small motorcycles that go fast owned by men with small dicks
2) penis so filled with cum it might explode at any given second
“dude, we rode that cock rocket so fast we astrally projected” (both definitions apply)
by ilikemymind August 26, 2022
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