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Sex Cop

Really..... You're going to show me that shit and you dumb motherfuckers admonish her for fucking her NOT RETARDED co-workers? That's the story huh? Not that she's fucking disabled criminals.... but that she's fucking NOT disableds.... This is exactly why you will never get the unity that you want. This is why your bullshit worldview will never be universalized.
Hym "Yeah.... Ok.... I no longer believe in body hair... I think you are all just so full of shit that it eeks out of your pours continuously... I'm at a loss for words.... No no no you know what? You're right. You're all clearly better than me. I was wrong. You CLEARLY know something I don't. Sex cop? Really!? Yeah, no I definitely need to improve myself because I'm clearly not good enough to understand sex cop = bad and retard sex cult = good. And you are. CLEARLY. You should all be the moral arbiters of what is acceptable behavior in society. I would probably understand if I wasn't so fucking inferior. That's got to be it. Maybe the retard gets it. I get it! She must not have gotten all of her work done after she fucked the other not retarded cops. That has to be it. It can't POSSIBLY be that you're all full of shit and I'm not. You're just better. As a matter of fact, Todd should be paying all of you! He should pay all of you for editing and producing the thing I wrote. I makes so much sense! I just..."

Iam "He's.... He's just going to keep going...."

Hym "My eyes are opened Iam! I've seen the light! I know see error of my ways! God! What could I have possibly been thinking before!? I need to turn my life around! Immediately! Everything changes today! I going to start by..."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2023
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ladder sex

When one partner is much taller than the other. The shorter uses an actual ladder to perform perfect cunnilingus or fellatio.
"You too short, you cant suck this dick even standing! Time for ladder sex fellow cellmate."
by 420CakeDay July 29, 2018
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cat sex

"SHANE DAWSON HAD CAT SEX *NOT CLICKBATE*
by parsleygrayce July 15, 2021
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mid sex regret

(heterosexual) a woman’s version of post nut clarity where she zones out mid intercourse and wonders why she’s having sex with that man.
“yeah, i got mid sex regret with him bro, idk”
by bebedaboobee September 25, 2025
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realback sex

bareback sex but without the extra precaution of pills or any other form of birth control for the girl
if you want "the risk" factor but without the pregnancy use bareback sex, not realback sex, its a no brainer
by Sexydimma January 25, 2017
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Rough Sex

Rough Sex means choking, hair pulling, and spanking.
I got disrespectful with my boyfriend and he punishes me with rough sex.
by lolllll93_ August 1, 2023
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Sex

The storks wake up call
I had sex last last night! (Now a stork must come to deliver a baby)
by anonymous October 16, 2021
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