hot

zayn malik

sarah: wow he’s so hot

jenny: yea ofc he is he is zayn freaking malik

by badbitty420 November 26, 2021

Hot Dog Handshake

The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.

"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"

"Ohhh man thats nasty!"

by thegodofthepenis July 26, 2012

Hot Wilson

When you’ve touched food that’s too hot and pull your hand away like Jim does from Wilson in Friday Night Dinner

Burnt my fucking fingers after picking up that bastard fishcake. Did a proper hot wilson

by Teed33 January 28, 2022

Hot Flasher

A middle aged woman that is Super Sexy and going thru menopause.

OMG!!! She’s a HOT flasher!

by FREDERICK SUSANNE June 14, 2019

Hot Mic

After your dick has been freshly removed from a womana ass and still has doo doo residue on the shaft, she grabs your cock and begins to sing into the tip like a karaoke mic.

After a fun evening at the karaoke bar I took her home and she gave me an encore performance with a hot mic.

by Floor duh man November 30, 2024

Alabama Hot Pocket

When you yell roll tide as you cum during a devils threesome

Justin L. just can’t cum unless it’s an Alabama hot pocket.

by TitsGritsnLit March 20, 2020

hot sauce in my purse

Slang for having a large vagina or large labia.

I can't wear this swimsuit unless I want everyone to know I have hot sauce in my purse.

by Babe Sapien June 6, 2016