Bobcat Syndrome

(n.) The experience when one meets a potential partner one time, then fantasizes and obsesses over that one person even though no further contact is made between the two persons. This can progress to the point where the person can go months without any contact with the other person, but still obsesses over the memory of the initial contact.
Example: "Hey Billy, I still can't get my mind over Bonquisha!" "Billy, it's been over four weeks now. I think you have Bobcat Syndrome." "Oh darn!"

(For further reference and information, see "Bobcat Goggles")
by TimJongUn January 28, 2016
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Munchboxen Syndrome

When you brag about all the chicks you banged but the stories get better and better every time you tell them
Bob just told some bullshit about some chick he banged, Dudes suffering from Munchboxen Syndrome!
by Jimthefred August 21, 2018
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Chung King Syndrome

When a one time really good Asian Restaurant lowers their standard of offered fare to appeal to the tastes of the lowest common denominator. You can tell because you don't see ANY Asians eating there!
"We used to like going to Buddha Palace, but then they got 'Chung King Syndrome.'"
by Purkle Z November 26, 2021
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Chung King Syndrome

When a one time really good Asian Restaurant lowers their standard of offered fare to appeal to the tastes of the lowest common denominator. You can tell because you don't see ANY Asians eating there!
"We used to like going to Buddha Palace, but then they got 'Chung King Syndrome.'"
by Purkle Z November 26, 2021
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Soto Syndrome

Mental condition that involves Intentionally spreading illness, purposefully infecting others with a contagious disease or sickness. This behavior can involve actions such as coughing or sneezing on others, smoking with others in a social setting, lying about having your illness, or intentionally exposing others to pathogens.Intentionally spreading illness is considered harmful and unethical, as it puts others at risk of illness and death.
He promised me he wasn’t sick when I smoked with him, turns out he has Soto Syndrome and intentionally got me sick.
by Schlute March 30, 2024
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EYEBALL SYNDROME

when you close your eyes and your eyeball starts tingly keeping you awake
by froboi65 April 08, 2018
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David Syndrome

A mild form of hyperthyroidism (likely caused by down-regulation of T3 receptors in the brain and hence, high thyroxine tolerance and subsequent increased TRH and TSH) that doesn't harm metabolism or cause damage to peripheral organ systems, but however causes the the affected individual to display high cold tolerance, twitching, irritability, slight mental challenge, hyperactive disorder and other effects which have not yet been fully researched.

(Not fully proven, but research is currently being conducted to confirm the impact of David Syndrome on mental development. It is believed that it causes damage to the central nervous system, particularly the basal ganglia, thus leading to do symptoms resembling Tourette's with an early onset in life and a late onset of Alzheimer's, dementia and Parkinson's)
Bystander: Why is that weird twitching guy being such a dick?
Doctor: Please forgive him, he's just suffering from David syndrome.
by gay, pantyman, May 17, 2016
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