sex

fuck me right now. that's all.
te amo babe

sabrina: i want to be fucked.
david: okay let's have sex.

by iNeedYourVaginaRightNow December 29, 2022

sex

What me and your mom had last night

Bob: hey bro what'd you do last night?
Me: I had sex

by youregayiamtoo7364 December 30, 2022

pornhub hard sex

hard rough sex on pornhub

Hey john, do you want to watch pornhub hard sex?

by thehottestdaddy January 3, 2023

Sex karma

When someone used to be physically attractive but now looks like shit because they only fuck ugly people

Mary has had some real bad sex karma. She only been fucking hobo’s that live in the park.

by sounds_true January 3, 2023

Sex

To share love between two people

Hey honey, wanna go have sex in the bed?

by Commander-39900 January 3, 2023

Sex trafficking

Oh no! Is that it!? Is that the daugher crime?

Hym "Sex trafficking!? Wow! That is tragic! Good thing I bare not responsibility for any of that because (as you've made it abundantly clear) I DON'T OWN THE CONTENTS OF MY OWN MIND AND HAVE NO CONTROL OVER THE WILLS OF OTHERS! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Is that it? Am I right again? Un-fucking-believable. That is genuinely terrible if true. And now I kind of feel bad... I don't even know what else to say other than I hope I was wrong...." 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam January 8, 2023

Sex trafficking 2

Oh shit, wow! He is super (seemingly) guilty of that!

Hym "Oh, man. You had better mark your calendars folks. I was wrong about that. I'd be remiss if I didn't recant my previous statement. I'm sorry. It looks like he did that shit to the extreme. Ultra guilty of sex trafficking 2 (probably). Just got some new intel and holy shit is that guy extra very-much-so. The evidence was very compelling. I still stand by my statement regarding the exploitation of lonely men by way of cam-girl sites but jesus christ! (Based of new evidence) It looks like he defrauded the shit out of those women. Totally my bad on that one. I just watched the video. That was just... Wow. Terrible. Totally my fault. I jumped the gun on that one. I went too far to say that it was horse shit. Sorry. Apologies all around."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023