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smurfy butt syndrome

type A. When you take a shit in a porta potty and you splash some blue water on your butt hole.

Type B. When you eat too many homeless peoples asses and their gangrene morphs into gang blue and your butt falls off and the Polynesian people roast your blue butt at a luau
the buss driver had a terrible case of smurfy butt syndrome
by Kryan October 30, 2022
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Player One Syndrome

The urge to be first, the center of attention, or the front runner in any aspect of day-to-day life, the term deriving from the multiplayer video game position of "player one".
Fred has player one syndrome: he always has to have the first controller, otherwise he gets upset and doesn't play.

Marge has been really controlling lately. Maybe she has player one syndrome?

Why does Layla think she can get whatever she wants if she throws a tantrum? She's such a player one.
by kemist97 October 31, 2022
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flapping yap syndrome

When your mouth overides your ass. Talking way way to much about nothing. Not being able to stop talking.
Dude: that guy won't shut the fuck up!
Girl: yeah nigga, he's got a bad case of flapping yap syndrome.
by Nick"o"letty November 5, 2022
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Zuckerberg Syndrome

The case in which a child who was raised with entrepreneurial parents becomes so convinced by the idea that working for someone else is a failure, that they are paralyzed in finding a purpose in life.
Bro I know I need to pay bills and find a job but I can’t work for someone else. Dad told me the only way to become a millionaire is to be my own boss.

Damn dude I really think the Zuckerberg syndrome is hitting you.
by Whatismilk78 November 7, 2022
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Rolling hill syndrome

When a particularly large individual is speaking nonsense and in the middle of the conversation you ask them if you push them down a hill will they roll?
Person 1: I just think we are different people

Person 2, in order to stop this nonsense conversation says: If I pushed you down a hill would you roll? In other words rolling hill syndrome
by Alphaking711 November 9, 2022
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Town Syndrome

a horrific life-threatening neurological disease in which the affected individual has no concept of anything existing outside the tiny bubble that is their home town.

symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness
You: “Boss got me workin overtime this weekend, i wish i had gone to college or traveled somewhere, and never got diagnosed with town syndrome.”

That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny”
by eggon targaryen November 10, 2022
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Ross Geller Syndrome

Someone who has the uncontrollable urge to say something emotional at a wedding, funeral or other similar event.
He suffers from Ross geller syndrome.
by Catgut November 11, 2022
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