tenant sex

Sex with a tenant with no romantic connotations.

What?! No, she wasn’t my girlfriend. It was just tenant sex!

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Fogs of sex

Similar to the fogs of war, the fog of sex occurs when one or more parties become so exhausted they begin to hallucinate and lose consciousness

I came back from Vietnam and had the fogs of sex with my wife

by AC FORREAL BEAST September 22, 2020

Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Sex on the beach

A hot sports car in a bright color, like the new Corvette Stingray, spotted by the ocean.

That new red corvette looks like sex on the beach.

by Jamdalu September 30, 2020

Le Sex Furguson

The art of successfully satisfying 50 women in one day and then proceeding to call Stud McNaughty to brag about your conquest!

Does anyone have Stud McNaughty’s number I Need to finish The Le Sex Furguson.!

by Le Sex Furguson October 2, 2020

Wizard Sex

Covid-19

“Hey I was with your girlfriend and I had wizard sex.”

by Quasex October 4, 2020