heather: oh god why is the bedroom door locked (gets chainsaw and opens door)
leo: (having sex with sara) what the fuck heather
heather: ahh yes daddy this is some hot shit i've gotten horny i think
sara: uhm, ok but hes my fuckbuddy
heather: theres nothing wrong with me giving myself a self ass smack and then getting to fingering
mark: everyone here is a sex addict
leo: (having sex with sara) what the fuck heather
heather: ahh yes daddy this is some hot shit i've gotten horny i think
sara: uhm, ok but hes my fuckbuddy
heather: theres nothing wrong with me giving myself a self ass smack and then getting to fingering
mark: everyone here is a sex addict
by sir moron da great April 05, 2021
a variation of "Dumbass nigga"
this is mainly used in arguments online and the guy ur arguing with says some retarded shit
this is mainly used in arguments online and the guy ur arguing with says some retarded shit
by ImgageKing April 07, 2023
Something outrageously fake, to the point where the intention of passing it off as genuine is more egregious than its inherent fakeness.
by Brittle Fingers September 24, 2015
by igo12inchesdeep April 07, 2017
Noa- hey shmerez, you want to, get out of here, maybe fool around a bit? I know it has been tough lately but i can help you relieve some of that stress
Shmerez- I have got to finish this AP English paper before tomorrow. i cannot afford to use up this time
Noa- come on! We can make it a quickie, maybe i will throw in something special..
Shmerez- man, as tempting as all of that sounds, i have got to stay focussed noa. As i always say, "Class before ass."
Shmerez- I have got to finish this AP English paper before tomorrow. i cannot afford to use up this time
Noa- come on! We can make it a quickie, maybe i will throw in something special..
Shmerez- man, as tempting as all of that sounds, i have got to stay focussed noa. As i always say, "Class before ass."
by Jew Gatsby February 20, 2014
The shoes you wear when you go ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick some ass
1. Thug: hand over yo' shit
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)
2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?
Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)
2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?
Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
by batgod November 05, 2013
Jay: Hey wanna go to Pro Bass Shop they sell poles and hooks?
Navied: Nah let’s go to Pro Ass Shop they sell hookers on polls!!
Navied: Nah let’s go to Pro Ass Shop they sell hookers on polls!!
by Masturbatorium lover June 03, 2021