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Relass your Ass

Relass your Ass (alike "Relax Your Tits"), is a phrase to tell somebody to be easy and relax when a situation is not at all difficult to achieve. In Mexico, Relax your Ass = Relaja la Raja...
Case # 1.
Dude (sobbing) : Hey bro please help me, tomorrow is the fucking exam and that's my last chance!!!
Friend (badass): Relass your Ass man!... believe me, is less difficult than it looks.

Case # 2 (In Mexico City)
Dude: No inventes, ahí viene mi novia y no me he bañado...
Rascal: Relaja la Raja wey, ahorita la entretengo :)
by coyuyo October 16, 2015
mugGet the Relass your Assmug.

ass-kicking shoes

The shoes you wear when you go ass kicking. Shoes reserved specifically for instances in which you anticipate needing to metaphorically/actually kick some ass
1. Thug: hand over yo' shit
You: sucks to be you, I always wear my ass-kicking shoes (proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of said thug.)

2. Derp1: Dude, how did you ace that test?

Derp 2: I wore my ass-kicking shoes
by batgod November 5, 2013
mugGet the ass-kicking shoesmug.

Cookieman’s fat ass

Dam Cookieman’s fat ass was so fun my kids loved it
by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022
mugGet the Cookieman’s fat assmug.

Self ass smack

heather: oh god why is the bedroom door locked (gets chainsaw and opens door)
leo: (having sex with sara) what the fuck heather
heather: ahh yes daddy this is some hot shit i've gotten horny i think
sara: uhm, ok but hes my fuckbuddy
heather: theres nothing wrong with me giving myself a self ass smack and then getting to fingering
mark: everyone here is a sex addict
by sir moron da great April 5, 2021
mugGet the Self ass smackmug.

my ass is numb

when a large shit goes out your ass and hurts then feels numb
by Man is man December 8, 2020
mugGet the my ass is numbmug.

mites are on a chicken's ass.

Said when one can't make up their mind.
Heard it said by an oldster in Texas.
Man A. "I might go do that.
Man B. "Might!? Mites are on a chicken's ass.
by Toker13 June 3, 2021
mugGet the mites are on a chicken's ass.mug.

Chips ass nigga

A physical trait describing a very weak and fragile individual like chips. A chips ass nigga lacks the strength to defend himself and is typically attributed to someone who ain't about that life.
Tyrone: Yo Jayquan, how tall is you?
Jayquan: 6"4
Tyrone: Can you dunk?
Jayquan: naaaah.
Tyrone: Damn, youz a chips ass nigga!!!
by RealNiggaPete November 26, 2014
mugGet the Chips ass niggamug.

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