Merged Past-life Memories Syndrome (MPLMS)

A condition, in which someone accidentally mixes past-life memories from separate past-lives into a memory from one past-life.

'Like many reincarnated people, I think that I had a bad case of merged past-life memories syndrome (MPLMS): I was confused that my past-life memories from my past-life as a muse were from my past-life as a mermaid, until I figured that these memories were from separate past-lives.'

by DianaLuciusDeCollis September 10, 2022

FIFA syndrome

Referring to the FIFA series of videogames. A mental state in which one desires to own or play a new entry in a game series, despite uneasy feelings regarding whether or not the sequel's new content and/or gameplay changes is enough to warrant its existence.

"I should be hesitant to buy the new Splatoon game, but my FIFA syndrome is making me otherwise."

by nokidneys September 11, 2022

Freshman syndrome

The energy the freshmen in highschool have left over from middle school that still gives them excitement when going to class.
This is usually lost as the student loses all hope for happiness during their years of highschool.

"Hey, you see that new girl running through the halls to get to class?"
"Yeah, freshman syndrome, they'll figure it out eventually"

by TamaleBoi September 12, 2022

Phantom Blunt Syndrome

Waking up still feeling high and mouth is dry from the blunt smoked in a dream.

Phantom blunt syndrome

by SyntheticDreams September 12, 2022

Dickinass Syndrome

Dickinass Syndrome is when a male tells so many gay jokes, people think hes gay

Dude:Thats why you suffer from Dickinass Syndrome
Gay dude: How did you know

by Bignuts 64 September 13, 2022

Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome

When you think you're pregnant but your actually just Jewish.

Sandra keeps buying baby stuff but addressing me with "Shalom!" everytime she sees me. I think she might have Phantom Pregnant Jew Syndrome.

by this dood October 24, 2022

private school syndrome

an illness affecting millions around the world, with symptoms such as stuck-up behaviour, entitlement, superiority complex, and a narcissistic personality as a result of always getting their way, not providing for themselves/using daddy’s money, and/or rebellion and thinking that everything revolves around them. no consideration to people around them and in half of the cases massive conservatives/tories.

“did you hear that girl who smashed up her new birthday car because it wasn’t blue but black?”
“she goes to the private school down the road, you can tell she has private school syndrome.”

by pavanc October 26, 2022