think of me thursday

Every Thursday, a certain man is infected by supernatural forces that cause him to think of Melody. Scientists have yet to develop a theory on the causes and effects of this phenomenon.

“Hey, I was wondering why I can’t get you out of my head. Then I remembered, it’s think of me Thursday!!!

by Thisnameisprobablynotavailable August 16, 2023

Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?

What you eye-twinklingly ask a buddy, infirm/elderly neighbor, cute chick, etc. when you both know dat you're merely asking said other person if he/she wants to ride along wif you on a simple shopping and/or errands-running trip into town.

Asking someone, "Wanna come along on some howling adventures wif me?" can yield benefits not just for you, but for da other person, too --- not only will he be providing you wif pleasant/entertaining companionship on your otherwise-boring-and-ordinary sojourn, but it may also allow HIM to accomplish one or more desired activities of his own while he's in said business district, such as stocking up on groceries/housewares, doing laundry, etc. Plus of course, he will be able to perform said tasks more easily, economically, safely, etc, than if he'd had to either make said "trip to da big city" all by himself, or get someone else to do it for him.

by QuacksO August 17, 2023

help me

help me usually means SAVE SHUKRI FROM KENYA BECAUSE SHES STUCK THERE FORVER

'help me im stuck'

by khughvnghdg August 18, 2023

guck me

When you mistype fuck me as as guck me

1: There’s 2 as in the definition

2: guck me

by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023

This called me single in every language

Something a person/people in a relationship do that is so unironically adorable and romantic that it’s almost like they’re calling you out for being a single loser in multiple different ways without ever directly addressing you.

Person 1: “I saw this couple walking down the sidewalk last night and the guy gave his girlfriend his jacket to put over her head so she wouldn’t get wet when it started to rain.”

Person 2: “Damn, that’s so cute.”

Person 1: “I know! This called me single in every language fr.”

by Anonymous Dictionary Editor August 20, 2023

Pick Me Girl

Basically a female simp; A woman obsessed with gaining the attention, approval, and validation of men, often at the expense of other women. They will frequently claim that they’re “not like other girls”, are absurdly eager to please, and will often demean and sabotage other women. Some Pick Me Girls may even develop a form of internalized misogyny out of pressure, trauma, or desperation. Thankfully, Pick Me Girls are usually just a phase for young women.

Example:

Susie: “I’d rather lose my right to vote than lose my right to bear arms!”
Alexandra: “Ah, man. Poor Pick Me Girl. I hope she grows out of it.”

by UrbanAuthor99.9 August 21, 2023

Step On Me (song)

YOUUU BREAK THE FOOT YOU'RE STANDING ON!!
Do what you want to do what you want to be what you want to be what you want to...

Hater:BITCH STOP SINGING STEP ON ME BY THE CARDIGANS
me: Oh, i think you're holding the heart of mine...
Step On Me (song) (also you people look emo using this on tiktok)

by ImAHomosexualowo August 22, 2023