Maryland Cock Sucker

The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.

Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Hotbox cock

When you blow smoke on a guys crotch

Person 1 "Man she gave me a hotbox cock!"
Person 2 "I don't believe you man."

by Hdidjddjjs OK jsdndkdkdjkdjdjs May 2, 2019

Cock Vulture

Men who hang Hangout in adult bookstores/ adult emporiums/Porn shops who's purpose lure men into booths ,bathrooms, dark corners to give fellatio / blowjobs to patrons?.

Wow that porn shop sure did have a lot of cock vultures hanging out in the back!

by Chaseifer June 27, 2018

Sex cock

you tape knives to a cock and chase people with them with your pants down

if you don’t hurry I’ll stab you with my sex cock

by Evi March 26, 2022

Guac Cock

Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky

Clarissa: *vomits on dick*
Trey: What the fuck! You just gave me Guac Cock you bitch!

by DJ CEL May 9, 2019

lopping cock

The action of consuming cock through any part of the body

He's so gay he's probably lopping cock right now; Yea he's a cock lopper

by Dirtyshowerhandle August 6, 2017

Lucas's cock

An extremely small penis that is so unbelievably small that gay people won't suck it

"Jesus Lucas's cock is so unbelievably small" -every person (including mom) who's seen his cock

by LucasIsDumbhehehehehehe April 17, 2022