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one-balled bastard

A bastard who is not worthy of having two balls.
girl 1: Tom broke up with me!!

girl 2: Oh my God!! He is such a one-balled bastard!!
by one-balled bastard April 23, 2011
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Ball Powderer

(noun) Person or people who are overly sensitive to their inferiors or direct employees feelings and goes above and beyond to baby or provide as much help and cheerleading as humanly possible. Doing so much to help the person and baby them, they even go as far to apply powder on said persons balls. One who is an enabler of people who think they are doing the most difficult task in the world.
"Damn, Tom's such a ball Powderer, he would never tell someone to stop playing video games on the clock"

" Lineman coach is such a ball Powderer, he's not making them do sprints tonight"
by Yolosaurus July 9, 2019
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Balls Deep Without Being Balls Deep

When you are already caught up in a girl's emotional past without having gotten any pussy yet.
John: How did last night with Jenny go?
Jeff: Not good man, she explained to me all her self-esteem issues and I didn't even hook up with her.
John: Jeez, sounds like you're balls deep without being balls deep.
Jeff: Yeah, it's a rough place to be in.
by Barb Laheyyyyy September 14, 2014
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zip tied balls

it is the username/gamer tag of any pro gamer who doesn't feel the need to flaunt his superiority through "cool" tag or user. this person is an absolutely cracked player, and goated at chess. so not me.
bro #1: aye man i found this dude called zip tied balls on a game. he was cracked but wasn't toxic and congratulated the other team the only time we won.
bro#2: dam he seems like a chad.
by ZipTiedBalls April 18, 2024
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balls

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
"i love balls"🤨🤨🤨🤨
by Overlord_5555 November 29, 2022
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Ball Twister

A way of calling something annoying or torturous, enough to the point you can feel a slight pain in your balls (or ovaries for the females)
"This game is a Ball Twister man"
by xPomPe February 10, 2024
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cock and ball roundabout

when a group of men (usually in a group of six or more) all have anal intercourse with one another all lined up in a circle.
The roundabout only finishes when all men participating have climaxed, becuase of this, Cock and ball roundabouts often need a safeword.
''these guys are pretty intense, i heard one time they did a Cock and ball roundabout''
by frog spider in mouth August 21, 2019
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