national grab ass day

national grab ass

grab the ass of anyone you like ;)

person 1: joseph grabbed nicole’s ass!
person2: WHAT WHY??!
person1: it’s national grab ass day

by lovex10111 January 28, 2020

National Booty Days

Throughout April 21-23rd is the National Booty Day, females with big booty all across the world should send a pic to their mans, it's such a beautiful day isn't it?

Person 1: Hey babe, do you know what day is it? It's national booty days!

Person 2: Of course, here's a booty pic!

by hydralkiss April 23, 2024

National Kill Strategetic Day

This happens on July 14th. National kill Strategetic day is the day where you get to FUCKING KILL HIS ASS. IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANNA KILL HIM I WANT TO FUCKING JU;LIKBHWLEJKHFGUWVELFJ.KHUWGEFP;.KWIEGF;Q/WEIL

Console: hey! it's July National Kill Strategetic Day, it's time to do what has to be done...
Azterica: i'll grab the shotgun

by Azterica July 14, 2023

National give your gf your hoodie

Gf : - gimme your hoodie

Bf: - why ?
Gf : - bc today is national give me your hoodie day !

Bf : ok

Gimme your hoodie !

Why ?

Today is national give your gf your hoodie

by Alamiyaj October 13, 2021

national fuck Leo

The day where we all fuck and finger Leo

Let’s all participate in national fuck Leo day

by anonymous April 26, 2023

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023

National kiss your crush month

The whole February month is the month that you can kiss your crush, anywhere, and anytime.

You: *kisses crush*
Crush: What the flip!?
Crush: Whyd you just kiss me..?
You: Its national kiss your crush month
Crush: oh ok! *kiss*

by muschifresser February 1, 2025