Five Face

Pushing your spread hand into someone's face to get them out of your personal space.

Dude wouldn't back off so I had to five face his ass..

by Wilbur Brown November 13, 2011

funny faced

the state of being so inebriated that everything seems funny as shit

During the day: Jim- Hey mike, what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Mike- A lickolotopus dude, thats such an old joke
That night after comsuming large amounts of grandpa's old cough medicine: Jim- Hey, hey mike, g-guess what you call a dinosaur lesbian?
Mike- What dude?!?!
Jim: A fucking lickolotopus dude!!!!
Both:hahahahahahahahhahaha
Random Guy observing situation: They're so funny faced right now...

by ll cool j X September 23, 2009

Face Fart

When you burp while wearing a mask after you have eaten something

I just face farted and it smelled so bad!

by Bigdog71 December 5, 2020

Artificial face

A person's face with excessive amount of makeup or , with no specific facial expression.

An artificial face that is over-tanned or with extra amounts of fondyuten.

by Bearded Guy February 28, 2011

Pillow faced

Pillow faced. When a girls face is lost in a couch cushin, while being done from behind. And has a carpit burn on her face!

That slut got pillow faced last night!

by Magnumpi100 December 12, 2020

Skid face

How fucked up you look like when you drop your Harley for 50 meters

Oh, Rodrigo is a fucked up skid face!

by IDontEatSoap August 24, 2017

Face Crunch

The act of proving someone wrong. Especially after they have argued with you and you are RIGHT!!!!

Man, I really gave Daniel the face crunch when he argued there was never an escalator on the first floor of the Pavilions by Maggiano's.

by The Good Side of Amy B. July 20, 2010