if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog

“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”

by dog fans July 22, 2022

Dog

Something korean/Asian people really like to eat as a dessert 🍮

Oh I forgot our dog in the oven

Oh is our dessert burned?

by kaese_riechtwiedu November 2, 2019

Molly The Dog

The cutest dog you will ever meet. She is also my dog. MINE!!

Me: IF YOU HAVE NOT MET MOLLY THE DOG YOU ARE ALL THE WORST!!!
Friend: (Backs away) Okay....

by #MollyLove March 4, 2019

Dirty Dog

the resulting object of one ejaculating into a firm sock, eating it, then shitting it out.

Johnathan left a dirty dog in my pillowcase

by HavilMusic June 10, 2018

dream dog

The floating negative colored spots you observe when your eyes are abruptly deprived from light or when you where blinded by a strong light source e.g. the sun or a flash light.

After accidentally looking at the sun, I couldn't get the dream dogs out of my eyes for half an hour.

by Neb Som February 24, 2017

Dill dog

Being told on by one another. Aka snitched on

I’ve been dill dogged some many times in my life.

by Hozbe July 24, 2022

Woody the dog

Woody the dog is the most amazing dog in the world, sadly he died but he is amazing

I wish i was woody the dog
Woody the dog is a dead legend

by Sausage gobbler2069 March 26, 2023