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An employee who experiences a loss of consciousness that can go on for hours or days. In this state, he or she will have no memory at all of the work he or she performed. Also known as work autopilot and work robot, these are usually people who feel that they have no future in their own company. It is believed that the "lost" time is spent in internal calculation so as not to allow the brain cells to atrophy.
"Jones, you cretin. What were you thinking? Were you paying any attention at all to your work?"
(In a fog) "Sorry boss. I must have become a work zombie. "
(In a fog) "Sorry boss. I must have become a work zombie. "
by Cirdellin January 18, 2010
Get the Work zombie mug.Any place where you are financially obligated to attend until you grow old an die. This place includes ignorant, self obsessed drama queens, who think they are entitled to a world of debt because they show up at random intervals to actually do their job and only call in "sick" half of the time. Sarcastic obnoxious know it alls that make it impossible for you to occupy the same place with are also present in this environment.
Compounding this excruciatingly unbearable atmosphere is the person who calls himself your "manager." Managers are easy to identify because they contribute absolutely nothing positive to the workplace environment and only exacerbate stressful situations, which are always in abundance there.
The single most obvious way to identify that you are at work is the omnipresent regret you experience there from not listening to your parents when they told you to apply yourself more in school, so that you might have a real career someday.
Compounding this excruciatingly unbearable atmosphere is the person who calls himself your "manager." Managers are easy to identify because they contribute absolutely nothing positive to the workplace environment and only exacerbate stressful situations, which are always in abundance there.
The single most obvious way to identify that you are at work is the omnipresent regret you experience there from not listening to your parents when they told you to apply yourself more in school, so that you might have a real career someday.
I want to eat rat poison because my manager called, and he needs me to come in on my day-off again to work...
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Get the Work bukake mug.Ground work, aka, laying the foundations, is the process of developing an early stage relationship between two attracted persons in order to pursue a person for sexual activities and/or a relationship
person a; "So whats happening with you and rebecca?
Person b; "Not much at the moment, I've been laying down some good ground work, so hopefully it'll (sex) happen soon
person a; "What do you mean?"
person b; "Sent her a few cheeky texts and I speak to her on facebook alot"
Person b; "Not much at the moment, I've been laying down some good ground work, so hopefully it'll (sex) happen soon
person a; "What do you mean?"
person b; "Sent her a few cheeky texts and I speak to her on facebook alot"
by Absolutegrafter December 17, 2011
Get the Ground work mug.When government employees get paid to stand around holding their dicks. Or a Synonym to Bitch Work .
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