Miss Wood looks like mrs potato head but on crack. You can see her from a mile away because she is a whale. If you see her u will probably get 10 after schools because u looked at her weird. She sits on her ass all day and spealizes in giving people kids hard times.
by Bathurst Channel November 9, 2018
Get the Miss Woodmug. jack: hey bob wanna go in the wood´s tomorrow Bob: yeah but we already been everywhere i mean it is only but so big
jack: yeah but it is still fun Ben: true i mean it is almost like the forest but smaller
jack: yeah but it is still fun Ben: true i mean it is almost like the forest but smaller
by j_kellam November 25, 2019
Get the wood´smug. When the strip club turned the lights on, and I saw that bitches C-section scar and her cracked out meth face it gave me a waning wood :(
by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 22, 2022
Get the waning woodmug. by Big Nigga 69'D ur mum May 31, 2021
Get the Jakob Woodsmug. Yo johnny is in the hospital because he was cutting the wood so much while watching porn, his dick fell off.
by Huntoar April 21, 2017
Get the cutting the woodmug. *City girl walks into a barn full of horse shit in stilettos*
Boy: “She ain’t form these pine of the woods”
Boy: “She ain’t form these pine of the woods”
by Hope-less January 3, 2021
Get the Pine of the woodsmug. A few light tapping motions dat an able-to-ovulate chick makes on her sexual partner's "woody" wif her knuckles prior to his entering her, in da superstitious hope dat said action will bring her good luck --- i.e., dat said impending bodily-union won't get her "knocked up".
Practicing da rhythm method or taking birth-control pills are indeed often-effective ways to lessen da risk of unwanted pregnancy, but they are by no means reliable, so you'd likely still feel da urge to "knock on wood" each time you "do it" without a condom.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
Get the knock on woodmug.