wackelpeter

How a German man self-pleasures. Involves gelatin and pain.

Turn up the music, Gunter's gone off to wackelpeter.

by Bill Jigglestick April 16, 2023

wackhead

Another word for “fucking idiot” which might catch people off guard if used against them, as they’ve most likely never heard the word before. That’s because I made it up.

Person 1 who is in Elon Musk’s comment section: Haha Elon, you’re so funny! I hope you take us all to mars, also buy my made up crypto coin
Person 2 who isn’t a bootlicker: shut up you wackhead.

I am writing this description with a massive headache and overall crippling sickness, so if the definition is unoriginal and confusing, than I don’t care.

by MrAngrySpecimen June 24, 2023

wack

Psychologically random or dyslexic. Unrealistic.

On the shop door, there is a window with scratched, wack text that used to say 'SHOP IS OPEN'. I ran on the snow and opened the door. I found a cat walking, opening its jaws wide to eat me.

by Acylos The Silver Predator July 4, 2023

Wack

Really weird or bad. Usually something unexpected and or looked down upon.

Mia: I can’t believe that Markus broke up with me!
Rachel: wow, that’s wack!!

by cordeliaaa!! September 15, 2023

Wacka Wanda

A female woman with a vagina that is much looser than your average wear and tear.

“You don’t want to fuck that chick ese, she’s all Wacka Wanda.”

by Snailblazer November 4, 2023

Wacken

Abkürzung fûr WAnna be KanaCKEN.
Also Deutsche die sich wie Kanacken verhalten. Sind im Grunde genommen schlimmer, als das Original.
Nicht zu verwechseln mit dem Festival.

Schau die Gruppe von Wacken an.

by WeiWan December 15, 2023

wack-a-ton

A wacking off marathon.

I’m about to have a crazy wack-a-ton

by Thee droglyr consumptioner January 17, 2024